Hah! This is good.
As entertainers go, neither Tim Allen nor Jay Leno has been known to drink the Democrat Kool-Aid. Nor are they the type you’ll ever see behind the wheel of a Nissan Leaf.
Put it together and you have an awesome, Obama-skewering moment on Friday’s “Last Man Standing.”
In the episode, insane car junkie Leno decided to make a guest appearance as a mechanic who’s selling Tim Allen’s character a 1960s-era Chevrolet Impala SS — some good ol’ Detroit steel from the days when the auto industry wasn’t bringing us abominations like the Citation and the Volt.
As he goes over to take a look at the car, Allen’s character notices that Leno’s character has a mechanic’s pit in his garage.
“You have a pit! I’ve always wanted a pit!” Allen’s character exclaims. “You can’t have a pit because of the zoning laws. Hmmph — Obama!”
“You know, that’s his master plan,” Leno’s character said. “Invade Texas, establish a New World Order, and then take everybody’s pit.”
While Obama may not be ready to pull off the conspiracy theorist’s fever dream of invading Texas and disestablishing mechanic’s pits to effect one-world government, there’s no doubt the president’s penchant for overregulation is one of the most egregious qualities of his administration.