Al Qaeda Magazine ‘Inspire’ Publishes First Swimsuit Issue... Simple, But Scintillating
YEMEN – In an apparent attempt to escalate worldwide interest in the holy war against infidels, Inspire, al Qaeda’s Internet propaganda magazine, published its first swimsuit issue this week. In a teleconference call from an unknown location in Yemen, a spokesperson for the magazine, someone who called himself Larry, told reporters that Inspire’s swimsuit issue had created such a buzz with jihadists around the globe that the website crashed several times from the overwhelming number of visitors.
“We’ve been swamped with thousands of emails from militants around the world,” Larry gushed. “Men in caves with Internet access are going crazy looking at our swimsuit models. In just a few days we’ve already received enough donations to purchase ad space on the Huffington Post. It’s a very exciting time. There’s a feeling in the air of impending bloodshed and carnage. It’s beautiful. Praise Allah.”
“We have no doubt our swimsuit issue will succeed in attracting new recruits, young and old, chomping at the bit to slaughter non-believing women and children around the world. Nothing stimulates a man to maim and kill like the allure of a beautiful woman…