Something’s wrong with me.
I watched Monday’s presidential debate. But what I heard was different from what Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton seemed to say.
When Clinton said, “I want us to invest in you,” what I heard was, “I will spend your money better than you will.” Also, I heard, “I will spend lots of your money!”
When Trump said our economic problems are China’s fault, what I heard was, “Blaming China wins me votes.”
When Clinton told Trump, “My father … printed drapery fabrics,” what I heard was, “Donald, you are a spoiled rich kid.”